you're part of the band.
Ladies and Gentlemen, and nostalgic alumni, back despite an enthusiastic self-destruction, it's the most defunct band in the world, the Columbia University Marching Zombies!
[Fanfare]
Featuring
J. Lee C. Bollinger - Ruthless Emperor
J. Minouche Shafik - Exiled Dictator
And
J. Katrina Armstrong - Hoping this Israel/Palestine thing will just work itself out.
[Fanfare]
Welcomes itself back to beautiful, bucolic, bilateral, urbane, multicultural, eleemosynary, yet still iconoclastic 2006, when anyone can get a mortgage (and we mean anyone), Facebook is still just for poking, and the only time anyone thinks about Donald Trump is Monday nights at 9 on NBC.
P.S. If you want to join the band, you should totally click on me.
Come Find Us!
Practice:
Never!
Events:
Zip. Zilch. Nada.
- We Wear Blue, We Wear White, We Wear Lingerie at Night
An Introduction To The Cleverest Band In The World™ - Oh, Who Runs the Band?
Our Fabulous Bored Members (don't call us, we'll call you) - From The Desk Of The Poet Laureate
More Scripts Than You Can Shake A Stick At