Homecoming '23
If you're not part of the solution,
you're part of the band.

Ladies and Gentlemen, and nostalgic alumni, back despite an enthusiastic self-destruction, it's the most defunct band in the world, the Columbia University Marching Zombies!

[Fanfare]

Featuring
J. Lee C. Bollinger - Ruthless Emperor
J. Minouche Shafik - Exiled Dictator
And
J. Katrina Armstrong - Hoping this Israel/Palestine thing will just work itself out.

[Fanfare]

Welcomes itself back to beautiful, bucolic, bilateral, urbane, multicultural, eleemosynary, yet still iconoclastic 2006, when anyone can get a mortgage (and we mean anyone), Facebook is still just for poking, and the only time anyone thinks about Donald Trump is Monday nights at 9 on NBC.

P.S. If you want to join the band, you should totally click on me.

Come Find Us!

Practice:
Never!
Events:
Zip. Zilch. Nada.