1992-10-03 - Colgate

PREGAME SYNDROME

Ladies and gentlemen, and that little guy who turns of the light in the fridge, barely recovered from the post-game celebration last week, the Band that gives new meaning to the phrase "power tools," the Cleverest Band in the World, the Columbia University "Drink and Drill" Hyperanal
Crack Precision Marching Band.

[Fanfare]

Welcomes itself back to beautiful, bucolic, urbane, bilateral, eelemosenary, yet still iconoclastic, Lawrence A. Wein Stadium at Baker Field, where we're sure that the Lions will expatriate the opposition, the game will be as revolting as the recent police 'unity' rally, and the score will be as low as the price of those stylin', hand-tailored marching band T-shirts, on sale throughout the game underneath the stands in section G.

[Band "marches" in to Who Owns]

J Sean and Chris Sharing a brain
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{Buzzing noise interrupts. Band is confused. Serious-sounding announcer voice:}

... This is a test of the Columbia Emergency Marching Band system. This is only a test.